Here's another jem from The Bizarre, Yet Somehow Oddly Entertaining Motherly Advice Email Archive. (aka: the BYOEMAEA)
"your blog is becoming angry and obscure. i used to enjoy it and lately it gets more and more narrow. whats happening to you?????? do you only want to appeal to narrow small angry people that have no life. stop using the fuck word and remember all people of all ages check out your blog. are you part of the problem or part of the solution
AND CALL OR WRITE AND STOP YOUR CRAP"
I guess the ~1200 unique visitors a day are small, angry people with no life. What a second? Does this means I have angry midget readers? Welcome to the home of the angry midget! YEAH! The point is GO TEAM ANGRY MIDGETS WOOHOO!