Are you an angry midget?

Here's another jem from The Bizarre, Yet Somehow Oddly Entertaining Motherly Advice Email Archive. (aka: the BYOEMAEA)

"your blog is becoming angry and obscure.  i used to enjoy it  and lately it gets more and more narrow.  whats happening to you??????  do you only want to appeal to narrow small angry people that have no life.  stop using the fuck word and remember all people of all ages check out your blog.  are you part of the problem  or part of the solution

mommy 
AND  CALL OR WRITE AND STOP YOUR CRAP"

I guess the ~1200 unique visitors a day are small, angry people with no life.  What a second?  Does this means I have angry midget readers?  Welcome to the home of the angry midget! YEAH!  The point is GO TEAM ANGRY MIDGETS WOOHOO!

Comments

[JON]

an angry midget is a FUNNY midget

[MV]

I would like to purchase this shirt.

[Duncan]

I almost put it on cafepress. It was partially inspired by thess awesome shirts:

http://www.cafepress.com/ceoblues.26109518
http://www.cafepress.com/ceobluestoo.26110856

[Sean]

i feel so exposed - i felt so comfortable reading this blog, I thought I had finally found my niche.

[damama]

so much for private emails

the domainname thieves are the small angry people i made the comment about not your readership and if you want exposure think of this

your mother will be in your apartment for two weeks. soon . better sharpen your cooking skills .

your angry midget t shirt rocks

perhaps your dinosaur entertaining mother still has the ability to inspire

[Henry Tudor - HMS BULWARK]

I AM NOT AN ANGRY MIDGET - I AM A SLIGHTLY IRATE DWARF! CAN I HAVE A T-SHIRT (SIZE EXTRA SMALL)?