Here's another jem from The Bizarre, Yet Somehow Oddly Entertaining Motherly Advice Email Archive. (aka: the BYOEMAEA)
"your blog is becoming angry and obscure. i used to enjoy it and lately it gets more and more narrow. whats happening to you?????? do you only want to appeal to narrow small angry people that have no life. stop using the fuck word and remember all people of all ages check out your blog. are you part of the problem or part of the solution
mommy
AND CALL OR WRITE AND STOP YOUR CRAP"
I guess the ~1200 unique visitors a day are small, angry people with no life. What a second? Does this means I have angry midget readers? Welcome to the home of the angry midget! YEAH! The point is GO TEAM ANGRY MIDGETS WOOHOO!
an angry midget is a FUNNY midget
Posted by: JON | Sep 27, 2005 at 06:12 AM
I would like to purchase this shirt.
Posted by: MV | Sep 27, 2005 at 06:39 AM
I almost put it on cafepress. It was partially inspired by thess awesome shirts:
http://www.cafepress.com/ceoblues.26109518
http://www.cafepress.com/ceobluestoo.26110856
Posted by: Duncan | Sep 27, 2005 at 09:57 AM
i feel so exposed - i felt so comfortable reading this blog, I thought I had finally found my niche.
Posted by: Sean | Sep 27, 2005 at 10:27 AM
so much for private emails
the domainname thieves are the small angry people i made the comment about not your readership and if you want exposure think of this
your mother will be in your apartment for two weeks. soon . better sharpen your cooking skills .
your angry midget t shirt rocks
perhaps your dinosaur entertaining mother still has the ability to inspire
Posted by: damama | Sep 30, 2005 at 04:46 AM
I AM NOT AN ANGRY MIDGET - I AM A SLIGHTLY IRATE DWARF! CAN I HAVE A T-SHIRT (SIZE EXTRA SMALL)?
Posted by: Henry Tudor - HMS BULWARK | May 01, 2006 at 10:08 PM