Bush plans to shut down GPS!

Bush wants to be able to shut down GPS.  (expect to see planes falling out of the sky, oil tankers colliding, my dad getting lost)

Presidential Medals of Failure.

Can somebody buy me this TV?

Base Jumper Fatality list. (There is actually a line on this site that reads: "Please "refresh" your browser NOW to make sure you are reading the most current version of this list.")

Firefox Ad in the New York Times:

Comments

[JON]

Those basejumping fatalities are horrible. I guess that sport is a little more "x-treme" than most.

[JON]

BTW, "my dad getting lost" was HILARIOUS

[Duncan]

i thnk he had like 10 gps gadgets at one time...

i guys the love of gadgets runs in the family

[Patrick]

Its amazing how bad ass the infrastructure the US government ownes. On another note after looking at that base jumping list there seems to be a correlation between individuals who are stupid enough to jump off high structures with parachutes and the inability to foresee smashing into the cliff on the way down, forgetting to pull the parachute cord or drowning after landing in water. Just random accidents or retards doing retarded things. Did you read the letter from a father redeeming his familys good name by clarifying that his son did indeed pack his parachute correctly, unfortunately his son forgot to pull the cord on the way down. Thanks for the clarity buddy you raised a son with competent folding skills, unfortunately the motor skills were lacking.